Welcome back readers. In case you didn’t notice, my blog is coming out a day later this week. Well, it turns out I had a small case of insomnia Monday night and spent a majority of Tuesday night staring at the backs of my eyelids in a frantic attempt to recharge the batteries. But, have no fear, my lack of sleep this week hopefully won’t have too much of an impact on what and how I write this week. ------------------------------------------------------------------

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s been far too long. Welcome back to my humble little corner of the blogging world. In case you weren’t sure, last week’s title headings for my post and each subsequent headline were all different lines from songs that have been gracing my IPod on my journeys to and from work each day. The title, in case you’ve been living under a rock, is from the Drake song “Over,” while the remainder of the headlines came from “For the Record,” a little gem by a band called Every Time I Die.

Hello again my (hopefully) loyal fan base! Greetings and salutations from Washington D.C. Luckily, over the past week, I haven’t been maimed, dismembered, skewered, or otherwise injured (mentally or physically). But, I do come bearing more stories for all ‘yer prying ears to absorb. Before we start, however, I figure I might as well explain the nature of the quotes that crown each of my awfully structured paragraphs.

ROADS?!? WHERE WE’RE GOING, WE DON’T NEED ROADS! .... (but the Metro helps)